my aesthetic is still feeling like you have to pee after you just went
that is a urinary tract infection
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
I definitely think my emotional DNA is to assume I’m not invited, or to assume I’m not wanted, or to assume that I’m annoying people.
You know, it is weird that Phoebe would set me up on a date that was awful on the same night that Joey set you up on a date that didn’t even show.
all the ladies i love ★ rachel green (friends)
daddy! daddy listen to me! it’s like all my life everyone’s told me, “you’re a shoe! you’re a shoe! you’re a shoe!” well, what if i don’t want to be a shoe? what if i wanna be a purse or a hat? no i don’t want you to buy me a hat, i’m saying i am a hat. it’s a metaphor daddy!