me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there
i turn into a ninja every time i hear a mosquito
Must have done something pretty serious. What’d you do, man? What’d you do? What’d you do? Why did they have you in there?
the mosquitoes are fuckin back FUCK fiuck FUck………………